What defines an alcoholic?

Cabernet Sauvignon. Dr Genesis prefer Shiraz.

Two amazing things happened during this morning's surgery. I saved two people's lives I think.

The first was a pretty healthy 82 year old man. His blood pressure's fine, he hasn't had any cancers and, more importantly, he's happily married to his sweetheart of over 50 years. They live together, they're both fairly mobile and they've got all their marbles.

How did Dr Genesis save his life? By doing nothing. The man asked for a "prostate cancer" test. His daughter had been thinking about it and she thought "it was about time I got tested". Well, dear reader, I am sure you can hazard a guess at Dr Genesis' response. What if the test were high for the cancer marker, I postulated. You would then need a painful biopsy from the prostate up the "backpassage". Don't get me started on the treatment. Finding out may be worse than not knowing.

He understood. In fact, he seemed relieved.

The second was a nice lady from Slovenia with a tiny baby. They were both healthy. The problem was the husband. A successful banker, he lived by the rush. "You only eat what you kill", I could hear him say in the boardroom. The problem is, as Dr Genesis knows only too well, the lunchtime meetings are usually lubricated along by a couple of bottles of wine. Then the stress of the job takes its toll when you get home in the evening: enter stage left, another fine bottle of Cab Sav.

It was destroying their short marriage. She was too scared to leave him alone with the baby. They were arguing.

He will see Dr Genesis next week to discuss it. He knows if he carries on drinking, it will be the end of his life.